05-17-2006, 04:15 AM
Quote:Speech Therapy: Due to the widespread success of laws to make English the Official Language of certain States, many Conservatives are pushing for a Constitutional Amendment that would make the Southern Accent the Official Accent of the United States. We think this is a great idea because, as you've probably noticed, people with Southern Accents tend to be more Godly and Conservative than folks with Yankee accents. Our plan would require that all schoolchildren be taught by teachers with a Southern Accent, and that a Yankee accent should be considered a "speech impediment." President Bush is prepared to spend $2 Billion of Federal money to hire Speech Pathologists to treat children with Yankee accents.
I actually believed that this site might have been for real till I read this one. This is total bs.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.