this is the official "albert pujols is a beast and....

[Bloody Anus]

I'd probably be undefeated if I drafted him instead of Rodriguez. It would have changed everything and my offense would probably have turned out like this

C) M.Barrett
1B) A.Pujols
2B) C.Figgins
3B) E.Chavez
SS) C.Barmes/C.Guillen
OF) I.Suzuki
OF) C.Lee
OF) M.Holliday