Where is Keyser?

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Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, and I've ignored her every time.

Two days ago, she sent me this longwinded email about blah blah blah.

I responded: "I win."

Silence.

So I take it you are no longer interested in the pussy?

My ex-girlfriend was rather fuckable, I would certainly take her back if she promised to use her own money from now on.

* She lives in Boston, I live in New York.
* She was great it bed: an ex gymnast who was a squirter.
* I'd happily bang her silly as long as I don't have to spend one minute talking to her in order to set it up.
* She's a miserable cunt.

I enjoy Boston very much, I get up there several times a year. Post a picture of her & her phone number please.