The Next Best Thing Experience

[GonzoStyle]

I like to watch espn while masturbating my 3 inch penis and thinking about the emotional scars of my youth, with bob dylan music in the background and posting on the doors board with my free hand, i often fantasize about puerto rican whores I have paid to fornicate with, while they read off the periodic table to get me off.

But my real question is, how about them knicks. lookin sweet!!!