your first crush

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we called that game 7-up because there were 7 kids picking, not 3. And I always cheated. I always had my eyes open and would look at people's shoes.

My first crush was Kim Cox or "slim sox" as I called her in second grade. I was in love. Then she moved right near my house when we were in 5th grade and I was so happy. A bunch of us had a big water balloon fight the summer after 5th grade at her house.

And then I fucked her on her front lawn.

Yes, 7-up. I dont remember the exact reason but we only used 3 kids, the teacher was a real weirdo like that. She musta been worried that if 7 minorities were allowed to roam around they may cause a riot.

The teacher also used to try to scare us into behaving, she'd tell us creepy stories. Like if you didnt behave that she could send us to this awful camp until we were 18, she basically made it sound like a concentration camp, she was very much like Poe in her story telling abilities. Then there was the time she told us if we didnt quiet down, she would relelase this insect that would crawl into our ear and eat our brains.