The Next Best Thing Experience

[GonzoStyle]

Ever piss in bottles, or cups? I did one time when I was too fucking lazy to get out of bed. One of my nephews walked into my bedroom and took a gulp out of the glass that the piss was in, I'll never forget the look on his face afterward. Serves him right for barging into my bedroom and waking me up before 2 o'clock in the afternoon on a weekday.

I just pissed in a bottle yesterday, I did like 6 miles on the cross trainer and gulped down 3 bottles of water. So I had to take a piss but I was on the belt parkway and lukcy there was a bit of traffic, so I pissed in a dasani bottle and then poured it out the window.