10-30-2006, 04:07 PM
So, yesterday, I go to this dudes house to watch the game. I end up getting kinda wrecked and calling this girl. not even trying to be the man, but this bitch LOVES me. She used to just give me money just to have me chill with her. Creepy. So, she comes to pick me up like 45 minutes away and as Shes driving, she is trying to suck me off. Scouts honor, she tells me to just hold the wheel. Before you get happy though, she is a 165 lb. blcak chick. So, I get her off of me until we get to her place. She rips her clothes off the second we walk in and we start it up. We get to her bed and it smells like dirty nigger with her big fucking tube sock titties all out.
Anyway, long story short her body and the bed smell made me throw up all over her floor. Vicious. So, I said fuck it, take me home. Wouldnt let me go without fucking her. So, I did.
Worst shit ever man.
Shit always happens to me like that.
Anyway, long story short her body and the bed smell made me throw up all over her floor. Vicious. So, I said fuck it, take me home. Wouldnt let me go without fucking her. So, I did.
Worst shit ever man.
Shit always happens to me like that.