10-30-2006, 07:54 PM
Anyway, where i'm going with this is something that I noticed in last night's Dallas-Carolina game. No forget about the actual result of the game, it was simply window dressing when you consider that this was a game played between 2 fucking pretenders who are just there filling up space and ultimately frustrating their fucking dweeb fans. The real story was Bill Parcells. Parcells is normally the human version of an elephant seal, which means he regularly checks in at somewhere between 350 and 400 pounds, or around the average weight of the female members of the fag board. I'll continue this on my next post in this thread.