weird dream

[GonzoStyle]

its a wonder you turned out so normal.

yeah cause in all the fucked up stories I told, the shocking one was the time I wore my grandmothers underwear in the 3rd grade.

If anything the fact that she sat there explaining to me that they had a layer of protection on them, for "any accidents, you never know, you're walking down the street and you sneeze and something leaks out..."