weird dream

[GonzoStyle]

Actually it got worse, on the weekends I usually drive her around to go shopping, to the bank, etc. So about a year ago, she asked me to drop her off at a friends house, so she can visit for a bit and give her a birthday present.

So I figure sure why not, I like the old broad, plus she always has a variety of snapples at her house, so we go down there.

Im sitting at the table there, smoking her fancy french cigarettes and drinking a banana snapple. Then my grandmother goes to give her, her present and I had like the "usual suspects" flashback sequence. I drop the snapple bottle, but it like fell 2 inches to the table... IT WAS THE GRANNY PANTIES.

This is like 20 years later, the same fuckin ones and she fuckin explains to her about the "incase you sneeze and something leaks"... then the other broad and her start exchaning "leakage" stories and I was both terrified but so fascinated, at the same time.

It was like deja vu all over again.