i think Andy Kaufman actually died of AIDS

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ooh speaking of ooze

when I was like 7 or 8 I guessm I found a bar of those ex lax chocolates, and it was for whatever reason in the couch cushion. The fuckin things looked like a hersey bar if I remember, so I figured the shit is chocolate. So I assume you had to take like one of the little bricks and I ate the whole bar, which was like 9 or 12 I guess. Naturally I fuckin let loose like a geyser.

So once again it was a trip to the hospital for me. I dont remember what they did, I remember lying on my stomach and the doc doing something to my ass, while I spewed doo doo on him.

So I guess everytime I went to the hospital, I got a toy when I got out (maybe thats why I was always doing shit like this).

So this time I got a cool toy, I got the fire house from the ghostbusters. I was so fuckin happy, I get home and rip it open and am setting it up, then I notice.. NO FUCKIN SLIME!!! On the box it had a picture of a can which was supposed to have slime in it and there was none in the box!!!

So I went to the store and of course my grandma bought it from the fuckin mexican shop, which probably got it off some crackhead who stole it from toys r us.

So they gave me some fuckin knock off slime, it was around halloween time and the fuckin slime was like not even slimey, it was like ky-jelly. It fuckin stained the whole fire house and I was so pissed, I started crying and threw a tantrum, then threw the entire fire house out the 5th floor window.