The most loving thing you have ever done....

[drusilla]

so anyway, yeah that was a great thing you did. she's a whore bag.


the only thing close to that that i have ever done is clean up my high school boyfriend after he puked 6 times at someone's apartment when we were in puerto rico for spring break senior year. it was his birthday & our friends had gone to the baccardi factory that day. they kept feeding him drinks after we had this nice dinner alone. he threw up 6 times, only making it to the bathroom for the last one. all over the apartment & the couch. everyone fucking left to go to a club & i had to clean up the apartment. it took me an hour to clean everything then another half hour to get him out of the apartment on to the street to find a cab back to the hotel. when i got him back to the hotel room i put him in the shower & he fucking broke the faucet right off the wall, so that was another half hour of cleaning up a mess.


good times.

he was so hung over the next morning we couldnt go to another friends grandparents house for this big bbq with everyone & i spent the day watching tv in the hotel while he slept.