The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

I remember this one time I fucked a legless girl in a handicapped stall.

what a coincidence!!!!

One time my uncle, whose name I have no clue how to translate into english from his Russian name, his name is basically to sound it out would be spelled Lee-vi-yan. Anyway I remember one time he took me out to I believe see rocky IV or little shop of horrors in the theater. He was actually reasonably sober that night and we had a good time. Then we went to the chinks around the corner, I loved that restaurant, one of the last memories of real fried rice, not that take out yellow rice shit.

We had lo mein and he tried to like give me some and by that point he was drunk, so he like lost his grip on the fork and spoon and lo mein allover the walls, good times. He gave me some heineken to drink and I got pretty tipsy.

Then I fell down the flight of steps and as he ran down to get me, he stepped on my face, good times indeed.