The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

When I was a kid, my mom used the word "fuck" a lot, in the sexual sense, with many a men. So me not knowing what it meant and vying for even a moment of affection from my mom... I walked up to her one day and said "I want to fuck you mom!!!". Figuring she would finally warm me with her hug or a little kiss, or even a pat on the head.

all I got was a fuckin slap in the mouth.