The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

When I was in 2nd grade, I was one of the smallest kids in school. I also wore glasses.

When I was walking home (I walked to school since I lived close), a 4th grader was making fun of me and calling me four-eyes.

I punched him in the face and ran away.

Later that day, his mother went to my house and knocked on the door to tell my parents that "their son beat up my boy", and so they yelled at my brother (who was in 5th grade).

It was after 30 minutes of my brother crying and swearing that he didn't do anything, that they realized it was me. I think I got brownies for desert.

It took years of getting abused at school before I did anything, I mainly got teased cause of my clothes, we aint have much money so I basically wore the same clothes every day. I was so scared of getting hit though, I just took the abuse. Then one day I was trying to like talk to some kids at the playground and one of them just got up and punched me right in the face. I took a step back, touched my lip and it was gushing blood but I realized, I barely felt anything and then proceeded to beat the fuck outta this kid, it was pretty sweet.

I didnt get no brownies but I did get some ritz crackers from this kid at the park, it was like a type of offering to me for beating the kid. But I couldnt savor the sweetness of the moment cause the fuckin ritz cracker was salted and I was bleeding from the inside of my mouth and started to fuckin run around hysterical from the salt on the wound.