11-14-2006, 10:00 PM
I used to paint houses when I was in college to help pay my way through school.
We would paint during the week, and they would normally not be home since this was their summer house.
I worked for a guy who had been painting on the Cape for 30 years and didn't even advertise anymore; everything was by word of mouth, so everyone trusted him.
All of the time, people would leave a key for us if we needed to get in the house for something (read: bathroom) But this one family never did. And we painted their like every summer. It wasn't a big deal, just take a leak in the bushes, and if you have to do anything more, just hold it.
But this one day, I had to take a huge dump. I was dying by about 10AM, and to make things worse, I was the only one working that day.
But since I had no one to catch me, and I was just pissed off completely at the fact that this broad always locked the house on us - like she didn't trust us.
So I took a huge crap right in her front lawn. The size that no dog has ever left. It wasn't just doglike logs, but also some assplosion as well. If they bothered to investigate it, they must have been pretty confused by the look of it.
We would paint during the week, and they would normally not be home since this was their summer house.
I worked for a guy who had been painting on the Cape for 30 years and didn't even advertise anymore; everything was by word of mouth, so everyone trusted him.
All of the time, people would leave a key for us if we needed to get in the house for something (read: bathroom) But this one family never did. And we painted their like every summer. It wasn't a big deal, just take a leak in the bushes, and if you have to do anything more, just hold it.
But this one day, I had to take a huge dump. I was dying by about 10AM, and to make things worse, I was the only one working that day.
But since I had no one to catch me, and I was just pissed off completely at the fact that this broad always locked the house on us - like she didn't trust us.
So I took a huge crap right in her front lawn. The size that no dog has ever left. It wasn't just doglike logs, but also some assplosion as well. If they bothered to investigate it, they must have been pretty confused by the look of it.