11-15-2006, 03:46 AM
I really don't remember exactly.
Here's a good one.
I was dating this girl and I just couldn't get in her pants. Finally, we were going at it in an alleyway. I pulled down her pants and went down on her right there in the alleyway. I gave it my all for about 10 minutes, but someone was coming and I had to stop.
The next day she bought me $100.00 cleats to play softball.
Funny epilogue: We were hanging out with some friends a few weeks later and somehow doucheing came up in the conversation. She then proclaimed she never douched. I just started spitting on the floor like I just ate shit! Needless to say, we broke up soon after.
Here's a good one.
I was dating this girl and I just couldn't get in her pants. Finally, we were going at it in an alleyway. I pulled down her pants and went down on her right there in the alleyway. I gave it my all for about 10 minutes, but someone was coming and I had to stop.
The next day she bought me $100.00 cleats to play softball.
Funny epilogue: We were hanging out with some friends a few weeks later and somehow doucheing came up in the conversation. She then proclaimed she never douched. I just started spitting on the floor like I just ate shit! Needless to say, we broke up soon after.
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