The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

I really don't remember exactly.
Here's a good one.

I was dating this girl and I just couldn't get in her pants. Finally, we were going at it in an alleyway. I pulled down her pants and went down on her right there in the alleyway. I gave it my all for about 10 minutes, but someone was coming and I had to stop.

The next day she bought me $100.00 cleats to play softball.

Funny epilogue: We were hanging out with some friends a few weeks later and somehow doucheing came up in the conversation. She then proclaimed she never douched. I just started spitting on the floor like I just ate shit! Needless to say, we broke up soon after.

oh man, gooch told the same story, theif!!!