The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

How are you not a sick fucking maniac?

I mean maybe this will help people realize why I am the way I am, i'm a fuckin maniac but it's so obvious I coulda like turned out to be john wayne gacy, so easily. I think honestly it was because I saw what all of these things do to people and thats why I stopped drinking and honestly I was never big on drinking because of all the alcoholics around me. I never did drugs, cept that one time I smoked weed with danked and I held out on that till I was like 25 or 26. Because I have seen what drugs do to people and how they end up. I was tempted to do a lot of knucklehead shit as a kid, cause the money was so easy but except for some minor shit, I stayed away because once again I saw what happens to people like that. So while I am glad to not know 90% of the people from my youth anymore, I thank them for showing me the perfect plan of what NOT to do in life.

But anyway, another really awesome childhood memory!!

My mom took me to toys "r" us to pick up a present for some kid she was goin to a party for, naturally for other kids she shops at toys r us, for me I get shit from 'Pico's corner mart/toys/beer/churros". Anyway, she figures to get me some school supplies while we are there, for back to school time. She I get the binder, some pens, some folders, etc. So she takes the binder and she clips the folders inside and puts the pens in the inside pocket, so the cashier in their nigger blindness would miss it maybe.

So we get to the register and I was such a little honest fucker at the time, I had no clue what she was doing, so I didnt do it with any malice but when the cashier scanned the binder, i said "excuse me miss, my mommy put the folders in there too"....... oh my god, I thought my mom was gonna murder me on the spot, she had this look on her face, the look I imagine a hitman gets right before he kills you. So the cashier says something like "ooh my what an honest son you have" and she says it so sarcastically and gave my mom a look like, "you thieving bitch I know what you did!!!!".

Oh man for the rest of the fuckin week my mom had me in tears and everything I asked her for, she had the same answer for...


mom can I get some...

GET THAT NIGGER BITCH FROM TOYS R US TO GET IT FOR YOU, SHES YOUR NEW MOMMY!!!

but mom I really need

IM NOT YOU MOM ANYMORE, THAT BLACK CASHIER BITCH IS, GO ON AND ASK HER!!!

:cries: but mommy im sorry

YOU SNITCH!!!