The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

when i was about 6, my sister and I used to take our pillowcases and use them as sleds, with the pillow still inside. we'd slide our legs into the pillowcase just above the pillow and ride them down our staircase. right next to our staircase there were these cubbyhole shelves. one day I decided to stick my head through one of them, and found myself stuck in it.

my mother started to freak out and called the fire department to get me loose. 10 minutes later the fire department was in my living room along with half the neighborhood.

they had to use a jigsaw to pry me loose.

so you've been a retard since like forever.