The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

So I remember one day when my cousin and I were like 8 or 9. We were watching I think it was "48 hours" with Eddie Murphy & Nick Nolte. There was a scene where this chick was topless and I was like oh man!!!! My cousin was like "please, thats nothing". So he took me to his parents bedroom and put a porno on and we were like so amazed by it.

So all of a sudden my cousin breaks out one of those old school vibrators, the type that were sold as "back massagers" but obviously it was used by women for masturbatory activity. It was actually the vibrator one of the strippers had in "bachelor party".

So he powers on the vibrator and its like this long handle, about maybe 16" and at the top it has like this like pencil eraser shaped head and it vibrates. So he tells me "hey, put this on it and it feels really good".....

now let me preface once again, we're a couple of doofy kids with awful parents who taught us nothing! we had no clue what sex was in reality, it just looked interesting to us and the people looked like they were having fun. And we didnt like boys, we werent fags and to us gay wasn't even in the vocabulary.

So I pull down my sweat pants and take out the little button sized schmekel and put the vibrator on it... and dammit if it didnt feel all tingly and funny. All of a sudden it was like a full 3 inches!!! I was fuckin addicted to this thing.

My cousin is laying there and watching...

ugh this just will never sound right.

He compliments my penis and says it looks nice, then he takes out his and asks me what I think and I say "not bad".

Then he told me to put the vibrator away cause it was getting warm and his mom many know he was using it, if she comes home and touches it... so I assume now that he had gotten caught before.

So anyway, there we are laying in bed, naked, watching a porno. Playing with our little toddler schmekels and all of a sudden my cousin asks.. "can I touch yours?".....

ok, look, we're family, he was my best friend and I didnt see nothing wrong with it, nor did I WANT him to touch it but i'm not gonna be mean and say NO!

So he touched it like we were kinda role playing with the porno and he didnt touch it for more than maybe 30 seconds, so it wasnt like he was allover it for like a long time.

There is more to the story but I gotta stop now, i'm not sure I wanna share what happened next, until I get a reaction to this so far...