The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

Now that we've moved onto random sex stories.

I've fucked some freaky bitches and not just freaky like "stick a loofah in my ass and pinch my toes, while you're kicked me in the back of the neck!!"

But like literal freaks and not cause thats all I could get but strictly for the morbid curiosity in me, I guess that could be a fetish my case. I like wanna be able to fuck like every type of chick possible, like I really wanna fuck a blind bitch, just imagine the fuckin possibilities there. But i've fucked a dwarf, an amputee, a bitch missing fingers, missing legs, etc. i've fucked a chick with tourettes, a stutterer, so on and so forth.

I got head from a tard but cause I didnt wanna fuck a tard, just get head from it.

But the abolsute best is fuckin a deaf chick, no doubt, the end!

Just the simple fact that if its dark enough, or if you're doing her in any position where she cant read your lips.. you can just say whatever the fuck you want. So if you're not the "I bet theres a joke there but I dont know how to make it, cause I am devoid of any personality" type, you can have a fuckin blast with that.

The abosolute most fun was this one deaf chick, whose whole family was deaf, mom and dad as well. So I could like come over at any time and like drop a glass in the kitchen or break a window coming in and its not like they'd hear. I used to sneak over all the time and we'd fuck all night and i'd fuckin walk around the house afterwards and like knock loudly on all the doors and cause a ruckus.

One time while her mom was away, I walked by and saw her dad sleeping on the couch downstairs and I just stood behind him and described all the awful shit I just did to his daughter, it was so much fun.

I really fuckin endorse fucking deaf people.