The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

So anyways.

I screwed this kid from work in his church a couple of weeks back. His mom is the secretary there so he had a set of keys on him to get in whenever he wanted for whatever reason.(even though i think he just lifted them).

We drove around for awhile talking then we went to go back to my house and we're just sitting outside then we go at it for an hour and finally went to the Church.

On the carride he was fingering me and i was squeezing between his leg and tracing the tip of my tongue back and forth along his ear, biting just a little because i knew that sets him off.

We got to the church, got inside and just start tearing clothes off, slamming eachother against the walls and shit. Then he drags me down to the first pew and sits me down, dives down between my legs and goes for it. We reverse and then finally just start fucking in front of the alter.

Anyone i've told(which is now more than i can count on one hand) was just like 'IN CHURCH?"

All i could say was "it wasn't my Church".

I never got the whole ear thing, the neck yeah but never the ear.

The only thing I hate about some girls is when they start saying "oh yeah thats the spot" when you start on the neck and it automatically turns me off cause bitch thats like 95% of bitches spots. Thats like you discovered it, like im licking your clit and thats the spot, I know bitch!