11-17-2006, 07:29 PM
I only had one girl spit. They either suck it down, or don't let you finish in their mouth. And the one girl who spit was completely disgusted by it, and drank a 12 oz bottle of water immediately afterwards.
I think I've already posted my random sex stories.
I had a girl burst into tears during sex once. "why do you do this to me???" I was baffled. I had no idea what she was talking about. She's also the one who would try and talk dirty to me and I had no idea what to say or how to respond. I'm so repressed. She's be screaming "yeah, fuck me! fuck me!" and my only response was "ummm, I am." The day after she cried she never talked to me again. I was a clueless 23 year old. I'm sure there were flashing signs for the previous few months, but I missed them all.
There's obviously the squirter. I've talked about that a lot, but I still can't sufficiently describe how amazing it is to feel a girl gush all over you. I feel like Superman and that there should be parades for me.
I picked a mormon girl up on the S train on a Saturday, went on one date with her the next Tuesday, where she wouldn't let me kiss her at the end of the night, and all she talked about was God and how "evolution didn't happen", but she was hot so I just nodded my head. Went out with her Friday, she got drunk, she talked about how sacred sex was and how if I really wanted to date her, I'd have to wait a long time, and blah. Then she had more to drink, and she started giving me a lap dance at the club, then we got kicked out, and I went home and banged her. 6 days after I met this mormon god freak. Never let me see her vagina again, and after two months I gave up.
I went to a wedding and saw a friend of my friend (the groom) with some hot girl, who was the only hot girl there, since most everyone came alone. I kind of new the guy, so halfway through the night, I saw her and started talking up the guy she was with. I figured what the hell, I knew the guy's wife just cheated on him and his marriage fell apart just a month earlier, I'll try and get him laid. She said 'oh, we're just friends. We're not together." Turns out he didn't know they weren't together, because as I hung out with her, he was getting pissed, his friends were getting pissed at her, and all hell broke loose, they got in a big fight, and he left her in Long Island with no ride back to the city. But luckily he had paid for a hotel room for them that night. And I used it to do sex. Then he called the hotel and tried to get her kicked out of his room. She liked to get spanked, and she loved the sex.
She was also a dancer at Scores and Penthouse. And like most other girls I'm with, I only banged her that one time. I must be really bad.
I was with a girl who was cute as hell. Had a perfect face. She looked like one of the Olsen Twins when they were actually attractive. I was 29, and she was 22 and still in college. Unfortunately, she was a bullemic and apparantly a cokehead, so she had absolutely no muscle tone at all. She was about 5' 1" and weighed about 90 pounds, but she still had about a 35% body fat ratio. It was weird. She also shaved her vagina, but only to the point where you could see from the front. So while she had no bush, her asshole and inner thighs were wolven. We called her Hanus (like heinous) because she had a hairy anus. We're clever like that.
I picked up a girl one night who after I banged her once, we were getting started up again, and looked up from blowing me and said "I'll do anything you want". Now, as a girl, if you say that to a guy, there are only a limited amount of things that he's going to want to do at that point, right? She had to be expecting it when I flipped her over and started banging her in the ass. She should not have been as surprised / angry as she was. Again, that was the last time I touched her. She also had acordians for tits. I think she either had breast implants removed, or she lost 100 pounds.
I think I've already posted my random sex stories.
I had a girl burst into tears during sex once. "why do you do this to me???" I was baffled. I had no idea what she was talking about. She's also the one who would try and talk dirty to me and I had no idea what to say or how to respond. I'm so repressed. She's be screaming "yeah, fuck me! fuck me!" and my only response was "ummm, I am." The day after she cried she never talked to me again. I was a clueless 23 year old. I'm sure there were flashing signs for the previous few months, but I missed them all.
There's obviously the squirter. I've talked about that a lot, but I still can't sufficiently describe how amazing it is to feel a girl gush all over you. I feel like Superman and that there should be parades for me.
I picked a mormon girl up on the S train on a Saturday, went on one date with her the next Tuesday, where she wouldn't let me kiss her at the end of the night, and all she talked about was God and how "evolution didn't happen", but she was hot so I just nodded my head. Went out with her Friday, she got drunk, she talked about how sacred sex was and how if I really wanted to date her, I'd have to wait a long time, and blah. Then she had more to drink, and she started giving me a lap dance at the club, then we got kicked out, and I went home and banged her. 6 days after I met this mormon god freak. Never let me see her vagina again, and after two months I gave up.
I went to a wedding and saw a friend of my friend (the groom) with some hot girl, who was the only hot girl there, since most everyone came alone. I kind of new the guy, so halfway through the night, I saw her and started talking up the guy she was with. I figured what the hell, I knew the guy's wife just cheated on him and his marriage fell apart just a month earlier, I'll try and get him laid. She said 'oh, we're just friends. We're not together." Turns out he didn't know they weren't together, because as I hung out with her, he was getting pissed, his friends were getting pissed at her, and all hell broke loose, they got in a big fight, and he left her in Long Island with no ride back to the city. But luckily he had paid for a hotel room for them that night. And I used it to do sex. Then he called the hotel and tried to get her kicked out of his room. She liked to get spanked, and she loved the sex.
She was also a dancer at Scores and Penthouse. And like most other girls I'm with, I only banged her that one time. I must be really bad.
I was with a girl who was cute as hell. Had a perfect face. She looked like one of the Olsen Twins when they were actually attractive. I was 29, and she was 22 and still in college. Unfortunately, she was a bullemic and apparantly a cokehead, so she had absolutely no muscle tone at all. She was about 5' 1" and weighed about 90 pounds, but she still had about a 35% body fat ratio. It was weird. She also shaved her vagina, but only to the point where you could see from the front. So while she had no bush, her asshole and inner thighs were wolven. We called her Hanus (like heinous) because she had a hairy anus. We're clever like that.
I picked up a girl one night who after I banged her once, we were getting started up again, and looked up from blowing me and said "I'll do anything you want". Now, as a girl, if you say that to a guy, there are only a limited amount of things that he's going to want to do at that point, right? She had to be expecting it when I flipped her over and started banging her in the ass. She should not have been as surprised / angry as she was. Again, that was the last time I touched her. She also had acordians for tits. I think she either had breast implants removed, or she lost 100 pounds.