The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

and the morning after I lost my virginity, the girl said "we didn't have sex last night, did we?"

I have no clue why, but after I had sex the first time. It was such a debacle on my end, I totally fucked up everything.

first I lasted about 30-45 seconds and then I was so embarassed to pull out, I busted my nut inside her and had no rubber on. Then I figured, oh well, i'll cum and then she wont notice and i'll keep on going, YEAH THATS THE TICKET!!! Yeah that shit didnt work out, cause she was all like "DID YOU JUST CUM IN ME?!?!?!?! MOTHERFUCKER IM NOT ON THE PILL!!!"

So then she went in the tub and I have no clue what she was doing and I was like "fuck do I care, im not a virgin no more and its not like im keepin the bitch!"

So she comes out after and im chillin in the living room, smokin a cigarette and shes not pissed anymore. So she says "so how was your first time?" and I was kinda nervous after all of that and my gut reaction for whatever reason, I still have no clue why, was to say "pssh, I was just sayin I was a virgin to get you to fuck me". I don't remember her reaction cause I then proceeded to have a conversation with myself, in my mind, like: "motherfucker what the fuck was that shit?!?!?!"