What turns you on...and off....about the opposite sex?

[GonzoStyle]

While I do miss you and am making a sincere and concerted effort to come down for your birthday, getting laid by something with a vagina is higher on my agenda than cuddling with Willie Wonka.

I won't make it down south for New Years. I'll most likely be working.

I was refering to us coming to you, you insensitive fuck!