The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

Ok, so before this turns into a lame chat thread.

I remember this time my cousin was working as a mover and he asked me to help him out one weekend when he was short handed. So he picks me up in the moving truck and I notice he has 2 other guys with him, so I ask what the fuck, he said he was short handed. So after we arrive at the house, I understand why he wanted the extra help, the fuckin house was in like the abolsute most disgusting area in bed stuy.

So anyway we walk into this brownstone and it is a fuckin mess, just looks like its been turned upside down. Now I grew up around the coloreds and I know them pretty well, we were moving this shit out for these two dudes. Now I have seen some shifty lookin motherfuckers in my day and these brothers were as shifty as it gets. I pull my cousin aside and tell him something just isn't right here, I think these dudes are just fucking with us somehow.

So the sucker my cousin is, all of a sudden I notice him giving these guys money. I ask him what the fuck and he says they let him have a bunch of stuff for like 300 bucks, now this was not crap but like really nice antique shit and also a tiffany lamp, now fake or real, who knows? but he felt it was worth the gamble cause over all he must have gotten like 5 grand worth of shit for like 300 bucks.

I tell him, dude, no way this stuff is theres, you're being scammed. He gets all pissed off at me and tells me that i can fuckin leave, so I said fine and I took car service home.

a fuckin week later, he calls me from the precinct.. "EDDIE, THEY ARRESTED ME, ALL THAT SHIT WAS STOLEN :SOB:"

naturally the owners of the house were on vacation and these two guys were renting a basement apt from them. The fuckin flipped the house inside out, sold off a ton of shit, sold my cousin a bunch of shit and then also sold my cousin out.

also turns out it apparently was a tiffany lamp, according to the cops and a reciept.

When I showed up at the precinct, i realized how big a pussy my cousin was. these cops musta gave him a bunch of bullshit cause he was convinced he was getting like 20 years and was gonna get raped. He tried to play tough with them at first and say he never purchased anything, yet the fuckin lamp was on his night stand... oh yeah the night stand he purchased from the nigs.

His face was all red and swollen from his girlish crying, I loved every second of it.