11-18-2006, 10:25 AM
I must have been around 8 or 9 when my mom told me about where babies come from. All I remember coming away with was that a man sticks his penis in the woman's vagina and then something about eggs growing into a baby or something. So basically for a while I was under the impression that first you stick an egg in the vagina, then you use your penis to push the egg into the woman's stomach, where in 9 months it hatches and gives birth to a baby.
So not too long after discovering this, our neighbors with their daughter who I think was 2 or 3 years younger than me come over for a barbecue or something in the backyard. One way or another we are up in my room and we show each other our behind the pants areas. After a few awkward seconds, I announce, "I'll go get the egg" and ran downstairs to the fridge. My mom had come in from outside while I was reaching for the egg so I played it off cool and pretended I was just getting some apple juice. A few minutes later the girl came downstairs and just walked right past me and back outside.
I don't remember having any meaningful encounters with her after that.
So not too long after discovering this, our neighbors with their daughter who I think was 2 or 3 years younger than me come over for a barbecue or something in the backyard. One way or another we are up in my room and we show each other our behind the pants areas. After a few awkward seconds, I announce, "I'll go get the egg" and ran downstairs to the fridge. My mom had come in from outside while I was reaching for the egg so I played it off cool and pretended I was just getting some apple juice. A few minutes later the girl came downstairs and just walked right past me and back outside.
I don't remember having any meaningful encounters with her after that.