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Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.

Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.

Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.

Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?

boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)

girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)

fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"

well it's a subtle difference, bar and bat.

but next time have her ask, so how old were you when you had your barmitzvah?

if it says 12, then its a girl

if it says 12, then its a boy.

with your luck it will actually say, well boys have it at.... and explain it without a definitive answer.

or an easier way would be to ask

"you know I always confused the two, you had a baRmitzvah or baTmitzvah, i forget which is which"

but then again, same type of answer could follow

worth a shot

that is genius.
it plays on the notion that white christians are ignorant of any religion but their own and paves the path to eventual truth.

you've done it again, Wiz.