Enviga

[Gooch]

Oh man, I just drank this new fuckin green tea drink that coke makes, its called Enviga. I was outside and they were driving around in a van handing these cans out, so I tried it. I fuckin never get any boost from energy drinks, I can have 5 red bulls and pass out. After one of these bitches, my body is all tingly and I had to go outside and run around the block 3 times. It wasnt even a "im jogging" type run but more of a "im a 5 year old on a sugar rush" run, arms flapping in my wonka goggles.

They used the drug dealer approach, cause now I want more and this shit wont be in stores till january!!!!

i have two in my fridge. i had one and all it did is make my fat jiggle more.