HAPPY BIRTHDAY GONZO!!!

[The Prodigal Son]

I remember going to a nutritionist about a year ago. I have to say that, as I was sitting there listening to her spiel, the thought that kept going through my head was...I wish this bitch would drop dead right now in front of me. They make it sound so fucking easy to change your whole lifestyle. It isn't easy. It is fucking hard. I am overweight and I know I need to change that, but don't try to sugarcoat it for me like some fairy tale, especially when she was an anorexic bitch who probably binged and purged for all of her teenage years.

That is why I asked Gonzo how he did it. He has been where I am at. I know he won't bullshit about how EASY it was.

That being said, I don't feel like I am addicted to food. I just got used to eating shit, and I am realizing that it is time for a change. I do know that addictions are a fucking bitch to kick, since I have seen friends ruin their lives by giving in to their addictions. One of my friends got strung out and jumped off a roof. Another got so deep into the bookies, he tried to jump out his window, and had a nervous breakdown.

I just know I don't want to drop dead of a heart attack before I can get married, or have kids, or become as good a poster as Gonzo.