Greatest gift ever

[faceman802]

Since my birthday thread has been hijacked, I am starting a fresh thread for this awesomeness. So I was waiting yesterday for stupid chick to show up, cause she called me on friday to wish me a happy birthday and said she had a gift. She comes in yesterday and like nothing, she doesnt even ask me how my weekend was or nothing.

Then there is another girl who works here, now she's actually someone I can tolerate cause shes actually funny and interesting to talk to, she also wants to be a teacher but she has a clue, plus she's pretty cute to.

Anyway, I hadnt heard a peep from her but yesterday I caught her coming in as I was walking to my car and she asked me to wait cause she got me something, which was surprising cause I never expected it. I told her I wanted to get to the gym but i'd see her tomorrow, so she said she'd leave it on my desk, I figured it's something stupid anyway but its a nice gesture.

So I get in today and its on my desk, I open it up and this is probably the best gift I have gotten in a while, its nothing big but its the thought behind it.

Mrs. All Bust Animated Pen Holder

Warning!! Private Time!! Do Not Disturb!!

Features:

12 Funny Phrases!!

Her Head Pops Up In Sync!!

2 Sections To Show Different Moods!!

Try Me Put Your Pen Into the Hole Between My Legs!!

Bonus!!

Pull Her Top Down For a Surprise!

This Funny Pen Holder Is a Great Gift For Friends!!

Great Conversation Piece For An Office or Party!!

Perfect Joke For Any Occasion To Surprise Firends And Family!!

Just initial thoughts off the top of my head. You wouldn't tell the stupid girl the day she was hung over and your boss wasn't there that if she didn't suck you off she's get in trouble because of "sexual harrassment" concerns but you have no trouble putting this little beaut on your desk?

2. you blow off a, what you describe as a pretty cute girl, because you want to get to the gym. Hmm, this is one of the 3 conversations you have with someone before you tell them you're gay. Next is, "you know I can't really find someone out there I like and go out with them, I think I'm going to take a break from the "dating scene" for a while. 3rd is, I like guys, I'm gay