12-07-2006, 12:08 AM
The other 4:
4. At the movies, watching the Dawn of the Dead remake. During a moment of suspenseful silence - I think it was right before the baby gets shot. It wasn't too loud, but just good enough for my friends and some random unsuspecting kids to hear
3. At my old job my boss was a spineless dick that nobody liked. One time he was walking by my cube and I let out just a massive one, not even realizing he was behind me. That was probably the closest sound to thunder I've ever come to. He just kept on walking, acknowledging nothing.
2. At that same job I had a client on speakerphone while my supervisor (different guy from #3) was sitting a few feet away helping him. The client asked a question and I answered with a soft, even toned fart. I didn't think much of it, but then there was an extended silence. I turned and saw my supervisor's face bright red trying to contain his laughter. After about 30 seconds the client's like, "hello hello?" and started pushing buttons on the phone. After a minute I just hung up and waited for him to call back. I don't think he did.
1. Same job. I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss and walked by a guy's cube while he was on the phone and ripped out a nice juicy one. He started laughing uncontrollably and put the phone on hold. Then as I was walking back I did it again, same length, same volume. He lost it again, and tried explaining to his caller that "someone's telling jokes".
Good times.
4. At the movies, watching the Dawn of the Dead remake. During a moment of suspenseful silence - I think it was right before the baby gets shot. It wasn't too loud, but just good enough for my friends and some random unsuspecting kids to hear
3. At my old job my boss was a spineless dick that nobody liked. One time he was walking by my cube and I let out just a massive one, not even realizing he was behind me. That was probably the closest sound to thunder I've ever come to. He just kept on walking, acknowledging nothing.
2. At that same job I had a client on speakerphone while my supervisor (different guy from #3) was sitting a few feet away helping him. The client asked a question and I answered with a soft, even toned fart. I didn't think much of it, but then there was an extended silence. I turned and saw my supervisor's face bright red trying to contain his laughter. After about 30 seconds the client's like, "hello hello?" and started pushing buttons on the phone. After a minute I just hung up and waited for him to call back. I don't think he did.
1. Same job. I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss and walked by a guy's cube while he was on the phone and ripped out a nice juicy one. He started laughing uncontrollably and put the phone on hold. Then as I was walking back I did it again, same length, same volume. He lost it again, and tried explaining to his caller that "someone's telling jokes".
Good times.