12-19-2006, 05:19 AM
For about two hours, it was just packed, drunk douchebags rubbing into everyone. I found it to be fun, because I expected the place to be packed. Then a fight just about started in front of us because some girl spilled her drinks, and a guy called her a whore, and then the chick ran to her boyfriend and tattled. Then came the tubby chick dancing on the bar, pulling up her shirt every five seconds to remind everyone that her sloppy tits might fall out at any moment. There was also a bartender who Hawt correctly identified as being the fat version of Jasmine from Aladdin.
When we got there, Gonzo looked like the most surly motherfucka to e'er hold an appletini. I went to go get him another, and by the time I got back, Drunk Gonzo had emerged, slurring words and spitting rhymes and all. By the time WBK showed up, he was in full force, complaining about the niggers and , well, just the niggers mostly. Then the place had cleared a bit, and we were able to sit down, where he proceeded to bang on the table and say how he was going to fuck up some people, then I pointed out Anthony to him, and he started saying how he was going to fuck him up, then I tried to point out the Knicks melee on tv, and he continued to bang on the table. He told me I wouldn't last two minutes in Coney Island, I told him he didn't last two drinks in this bar. We had to keep an eye on him inside the bar, since he couldn't leave, for lack of a wallet and no way to get back in. When we got him out, he seemed to give angry looks in Fez's direction, and Fez has a slight look of worry on his face as Gonzo shouted obcenities and talked about getting some waffles.
When we got there, Gonzo looked like the most surly motherfucka to e'er hold an appletini. I went to go get him another, and by the time I got back, Drunk Gonzo had emerged, slurring words and spitting rhymes and all. By the time WBK showed up, he was in full force, complaining about the niggers and , well, just the niggers mostly. Then the place had cleared a bit, and we were able to sit down, where he proceeded to bang on the table and say how he was going to fuck up some people, then I pointed out Anthony to him, and he started saying how he was going to fuck him up, then I tried to point out the Knicks melee on tv, and he continued to bang on the table. He told me I wouldn't last two minutes in Coney Island, I told him he didn't last two drinks in this bar. We had to keep an eye on him inside the bar, since he couldn't leave, for lack of a wallet and no way to get back in. When we got him out, he seemed to give angry looks in Fez's direction, and Fez has a slight look of worry on his face as Gonzo shouted obcenities and talked about getting some waffles.