Amsterdam!

[Mad]

Not only would I not overdo the recreational drugs, I'd take it easy and not pack in too many tourist traps for one vacation. This includes cafes.

DO go to Barney's for a nice breakfast and some good weed to go with it. Always recommended to arrive early, as with most people of the stoner persuasion, the crowd likes to sleep in.

DO spend some time to just walk around and see the city for what it is. Don't pick a destination, but if you must, then take the long way around and let yourself be distracted. We got lost trying to find a laundromat, but it made for a fun and intriguing morning.

DO take lots of pictures.

DO be aware of your surroundings and valuables at all times, especially when you're on drugs.

DO walk the main stretches of the red light district at night. Stay in public areas, but try to take in "the view."

DON'T oversmoke. Take a hit or two and put out the joint. This pot is bigger than you.

DON'T overbuy. You want to be able to sample the various smoke along the way without feeling like you have to finish what you bought two days ago first.

Who hacked Dankeds' account? This sensible advice does not compute.