03-07-2007, 09:58 PM
-Crash. Not necessarily crappy per se, just highly overrated. Everyone's a racist, yeah so? This is an important Hollywood revelation?
-Queen of the Damned. Not because it wasn't true to the books, because I haven't read any of them. Because the only reason it was made was for the crappy soundtrack. The entire premise of a vampire joining a rock band is something you'd expect from a campy 80's Troma movie that doesn't take itself seriously. The only good thing to come from this is the death of Aaaaliayahaha
-The Wicker Man. NOTHING happened in this movie at all.
-Lost Souls. Even less happened in this crapfest
-The Astronaut's Wife. And somehow even less here
-Freedomland. It's not so much the movie I had a problem with. It's Julianne Moore's character and the way they pass her off as some kind of victim that the audience is supposed to feel sympathy for. A mother of a 4-year old kills her son and blames it on a nigger, turning the ghetto into even more of a war zone. If this happens in real life the public would view her the same way they view any unfit mother that harms her children. Only in Hollywood can they make a protagonist out of a drugged-up unfit mother.
-Ewoks and the Battle for Endor. The Ewok Adventure is an 80's classic, and I didn't remember this sequel so I watched it a few years ago. When Wilford Brimley started singing, I had to turn it off. And no matter how bad a movie is, I will always watch it all the way through.
-Date Movie. The only other movie I could not make it all the way through. Just awful.
-Supernova. Don't even remember why it was so bad, it just was.
-Alone in the Dark. Tara Reid plays an archaeologist.
-The Covenant. Good idea, horrible execution. Zero character development whatsoever.
-The Princess Bride. Saw it in the theaters and absolutely hated it. It's in the imdb top 250 so I guess it's supposed to be good, but I just never bothered re-watching it after the first time.
-Angels in the Outfield. There’s a scene where the little nig kid is afraid to get into a car because his family used to live in one or something. Then later on in the movie there’s a scene with him happily riding in a car.
-The Scout. I realize not all baseball movies are based on reality, but this is just crossing the line. A perfect game with 27 strikeouts and 81 total pitches – 3 strikes to each batter? Fuck you.
-Armageddon. Hey, the world is about to end and we’re the only ones that can stop it from happening. Let’s slack off, bullshit around and not take our jobs seriously!
-Queen of the Damned. Not because it wasn't true to the books, because I haven't read any of them. Because the only reason it was made was for the crappy soundtrack. The entire premise of a vampire joining a rock band is something you'd expect from a campy 80's Troma movie that doesn't take itself seriously. The only good thing to come from this is the death of Aaaaliayahaha
-The Wicker Man. NOTHING happened in this movie at all.
-Lost Souls. Even less happened in this crapfest
-The Astronaut's Wife. And somehow even less here
-Freedomland. It's not so much the movie I had a problem with. It's Julianne Moore's character and the way they pass her off as some kind of victim that the audience is supposed to feel sympathy for. A mother of a 4-year old kills her son and blames it on a nigger, turning the ghetto into even more of a war zone. If this happens in real life the public would view her the same way they view any unfit mother that harms her children. Only in Hollywood can they make a protagonist out of a drugged-up unfit mother.
-Ewoks and the Battle for Endor. The Ewok Adventure is an 80's classic, and I didn't remember this sequel so I watched it a few years ago. When Wilford Brimley started singing, I had to turn it off. And no matter how bad a movie is, I will always watch it all the way through.
-Date Movie. The only other movie I could not make it all the way through. Just awful.
-Supernova. Don't even remember why it was so bad, it just was.
-Alone in the Dark. Tara Reid plays an archaeologist.
-The Covenant. Good idea, horrible execution. Zero character development whatsoever.
-The Princess Bride. Saw it in the theaters and absolutely hated it. It's in the imdb top 250 so I guess it's supposed to be good, but I just never bothered re-watching it after the first time.
-Angels in the Outfield. There’s a scene where the little nig kid is afraid to get into a car because his family used to live in one or something. Then later on in the movie there’s a scene with him happily riding in a car.
-The Scout. I realize not all baseball movies are based on reality, but this is just crossing the line. A perfect game with 27 strikeouts and 81 total pitches – 3 strikes to each batter? Fuck you.
-Armageddon. Hey, the world is about to end and we’re the only ones that can stop it from happening. Let’s slack off, bullshit around and not take our jobs seriously!