Stupidity

[GonzoStyle]

This whole thing with the plastic and duct tape has gone too far.

At work today I had to listen to all these old fuckin jews talk about how they've stocked up on it. I even had one go too far. When I told her, her tapes are due back this sunday, she says "That's if war doesn't start and it's safe to walk the streets"

I laughed at her and then she gets all serious "This is something that your company should address to all its customers. If war breaks out do we have to return our movies?"

Look if you are sooooo concerned, don't fuckin rent movies and lock yourself up with your canned soups and bottled waters, wrap yourself up in packaging goods like a UPS shipment, fuck it just wrap and extra layer of bubble wrap around yourself.

Yeah cause we have to now say "Your movies are due back sunday, unless nuclear holocaust breaks out, then you get an extention".