07-09-2007, 07:32 PM
This has got to be the dumbest act human beings can possibly participate in. What is the point? What kind of an asshole came up with this? Hey, I have a good idea. Let’s get a bunch of wild, uncontrollable, thousand-pound animals together, piss them off, and then run for our lives as they try to kill us! What a terrific concept!
I have an idea for these Spaniards. Get about 50 of them to jump into a pit with about 100 rattlesnakes, put on the Macarena and dance around for a while. I’ll call it “The Dancing of the Assholes” There. I just started my own tradition. The pit would be a perfect square - 20 feet deep, 20 feet wide and 20 feet long. The biggest difference between The Dancing of the Assholes and The Running of the Bulls is that there would be an actual winner. Whoever climbs out of the pit first wins the equivalent of 50 American dollars. If nobody makes it out, we’ll just have to keep doing it every year until there is a winner. This has enormous potential.
People that run in these things are the same people that crowd together in Times Square with a million drunkards to watch a fucking ball drop from a building every year. You can’t move an inch without bumping into someone and getting booze spilled all over you. Then once the ball drops, now what? You have to fight your way through the crowds and garbage to find your car and sit in traffic for the next 12 hours. Fucking brilliant!
I have an idea for these Spaniards. Get about 50 of them to jump into a pit with about 100 rattlesnakes, put on the Macarena and dance around for a while. I’ll call it “The Dancing of the Assholes” There. I just started my own tradition. The pit would be a perfect square - 20 feet deep, 20 feet wide and 20 feet long. The biggest difference between The Dancing of the Assholes and The Running of the Bulls is that there would be an actual winner. Whoever climbs out of the pit first wins the equivalent of 50 American dollars. If nobody makes it out, we’ll just have to keep doing it every year until there is a winner. This has enormous potential.
People that run in these things are the same people that crowd together in Times Square with a million drunkards to watch a fucking ball drop from a building every year. You can’t move an inch without bumping into someone and getting booze spilled all over you. Then once the ball drops, now what? You have to fight your way through the crowds and garbage to find your car and sit in traffic for the next 12 hours. Fucking brilliant!