Every Saturday is Daylights Savings

[diceisgod]

but its not like groundhog day at all....

unless i just got leveled or something

If I get to fuck Andie MacDowell at the end of this then...yeah. Anyway someone like her, points out to us those intangibles that make up for what might be considered less than the Perfect 10 ideal. Andie, for example & in my mind, when she's horned up and her cunts worked into a froth has one of the best and most seductive fuck-me faces around. I hate chicks who lay there and just writhe and have faces like there gonna fall asleep, eyes closed. It's all about the eyes - squinted, mean like a fucking lionness about to prance & kill.

Another intangible quality, and this somewhat applies to AM, is voice. Personally, I dig chicks with a bit of a raspy, cello sounding voice (not Chyna-cello, mind you, but just a touch). For some reason, you give me a fucking chick like that and she says "Fuck me" or something else dirty, I just love that shit. A few examples include Jane Fonda, Carrie Fisher, & Adrienne Barbeau.

Along another dimension is the chicks f-enthusiasm. Again, cold fish no matter how hot really bore me (eg. Monica Sweetheart, most attractive porn star ever in the industry ever). Now you take another old school chick like Sylvia Kristel of Emmanuelle fame. The movie itself provides the reason for her mystique (that is at least, the mystique I perceive and the bonner I got). The guy who plays her husband states it perfectly in the movie. When asked if he thought she was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, he says no (and he's correct, I think she's physically attractive but far from Bo Derek). He does says the following and I'm paraphasing here, my words: She WANTS to fuck and when she does, she does it like a damn champion. It's all about enthusiasm. For more examples of this see Diane Lane (especially, but she might be perfect looking though), Susan Surandon, & Danielle Troger. Fuck machines, the lot of'em.

So, anyone know how to fix this fucking clock without using the evil term motherboard?