What I think of you - my version

[GonzoStyle]

I was buying some textbooks at college store and someone left several texts on the sink counter in the bathroom right by the store. I glanced over at them to see if they were ones I needed and didnt think to touch them cause there was a guy taking a nasty dump and figured they were his. Anyway I come back in about 2 hours and they're still there and I figured at least a few dozen people have gone in and out and no one took them, so I debated for about 10 seconds and figured fuck it and I took them and sold them back to the used books section and netted myself a cool 90 bucks (one of the books was an old edition which they didnt take). I felt bad for about 2 minutes though cause I know how expensive these books are but they schmuck had 2 hours.