What I think of you - my version

[diceisgod]

I vaguely remember that he got married or something. So, who'd you settle for after that Toronto cunt wouldn't fuck you?

Some art school teacher that wouldn't fuck me.

Another artist, huh? OH it's soooo sweet. Destiny, right? As you really started to draw close to one another, tell me, who cried first as you swapped stories about your hardships, how mummy 'n daddy used to yell at each other, were never there for you, are distant & cold, how no one in this world cares about anyone, oh will you marry me, my love?? And in which diner or bowling alley at 4:30 am did this happen? Both of yours "special place" now, right? If I had to venture a guess of your weedding song, I'd say either Firehouse's "Love of a lifetime" or "Come sale away" by Styx and I'd be even a bigger motherfucker if the wedding tape don't show you two staring into each other's eyes and lip syncing it with tears running down your porky fucking faces.

Seriously, though congrats, however belated. Even though I love to be mean to you, I am really really fond. I respect you as an artist, your persistance to try to get laid though fucking almost as for jack, as near impossible as goatweed pulling off a joke.