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[diceisgod]

Boredplanet must really be that bored to talk about this place and say it's dead.

Did you end up raping that dude's wife?

Rape is a deplorable act in that situation - in fact it makes me think back again. You guys are good...

So it involves this one chick I seen a few times at parties. She was a friend of a friend of one of my friend's wives and her whole crew actually who are all either married to my friends or they served as tag alongs to big parties. She was a fox. Long blond hair, perfect body, a total package physically anyway. So one night as things are progressing, beers going down, I finally have enough beer nuts to make a move and also find myself by myself with her just sitting innocuously on the couch. So there has been a lot of convo and stuff and I engage her a bit and tie in what I can to hopefully produce a nice sudden effect that will impress and lather once I drop it on her. I don't even remember but from what I think I do I said (this is out of context now so forgive the cheesiness); "So if I were to like make out with you right now , you wouldn't object?" So she wasn't into it and I backed off, never bothered her again. I admit, if a chick was asked to draw a picture of a guy she'd like to screw, you might think I was a fucking slug next to it. Though I have had successes. The jury is still out regarding my perceptions of how "good" looking I am. Really really hot chicks have approached and others just walk by or spit on the floor at my feet. Weird world, so back to the real one now

So, my point here. So after this she's at parties sometimes and I never bothered her, didn't even talk to her since I was such a disgusting looking pig to her. So I need to go on a bit and weave a wee bit more of a context to explain how I reach my main point which I state here to spare you if you don't care. So I move on in a sec and hopefully provide the rationale for me telling her quite publically in front of a silenced and shocked crowd of long time friends that if she opened her mouth again I might take what I want the next time verses asking nicely because that's how I roll when I deal with scumbags that try to degrade me.

The stage: I have, what I take & tolerate (to be kind and maintain status quo), somewhat of a reputation as being the "psycho" of the crowd! Yeah PSYCHO!! It's amazing what being kind, generous, and understanding will elicit out of some people. So apparently this little "rumor" runs throughout the wives (cunts) crowd. So one time I arrive at another party and there is the chick I am unworthy to even look at and she very unabashedly says to the girl next "There's that psyho guy" Then they shared a laugh and carry on. I don't know if it was the booze in her or if it was intended as a private word but it carried and I was in an especially tastey mood, one to be a complete fucking vicious animal because you see that was not her first infraction in saying such things about me even while I was in the room so the booze arguement is moot so I proceed to the beautifully self-righteous kill.

So I walk up, about 4-5 feet separating and I say without getting loud "What did you just say?" She rolled her eyes and snorted a quick laugh and went to turn her back & move on. Afterall, I'm not someone you need to pay at all a jot of respect to. So, I pull out my friend Mr. Glock (nearly brand new at the time) and I fired a round right into my buddies couch which was fortunately empty (though it cost me a grand to replace for him after). At that point, complete silence and I find that this girl has since given me her full attention. I say again my earlier question very calmly and not in anger, ya see I was curious. So, I can see she is bit nervous and beyond speaking, so I just kindly excuse her from answering and I continue thusly still very calmly and conversationally (I summarize since it's been a while but all the elements and the home run are there):

You don't need to answer that. I actually heard you. I heard you the other few times you said it. I think you have the wrong idea about me. I'm no psycho. I'm actually a very reasonable and nice person. I'm a good guy! This is something you might have gathered the one time i asked to make out and obviously you weren't interest and I since left you alone, gave you space. If you ever change your mind please let me know. Needless to say and I'm sure all the dudes here will agree, you are very attractive, a real minx. So what I mean is you have your ideas about what I am like and that's fine. However, when you choose to express them to someone and you do it in a way that I find a bit anmnoying, like similar to as if you were walking down an alley and by a bum and say very loudly (just next to the bum) to your friend "Look at that disgusting slob", I think i need to say something about it to clear the air. But about the bum thing, You say this right in front of him because you know that he's very likely to not have heard or understood or cared enough to react. You think he's some kind of filth and you can degrade him as you wish. So let me just say something so we understand each other moving forward, actually it's more of a question: I wonder if you would have the guts to say something like that if you and me were the only people in this house? Further, I wonder if as you say it you would have fresh in your mind what my intentions toward you were that one night. So anyway, what do you think? Would you say that thing you said before if it were me and you and that's it? Do you think if you did, you could stop me from taking what I want this time instead of asking so nice? Also, I wonder if are you the type of person that would be begging me to continue 30 secs or 5 minutes after I started? Are you the type of person that would ask for my number so I could do it again when I was done with you? So please think about this and I hope I have given you a better and more flattering picture of me then the one you had before.