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[diceisgod]

Another, a quick email to hedge my bets as I may be wrong:

Well hello if this makes it through. I can't logon to your site per my purchase as confirmed below. I will first assume there is yet another issue with your support/site so please ignore all that follows as they are my alternate (and I admit, more likely I think to be the case) suspicions and no offense and apologies for misfire. However....

Now to cut the bull, I think maybe there are hurt feelings & ruffled prideful sensibilites per my sharp but constructively (& to the wise & serious professional valuably) critical emails per your company's poor responsiveness to support queries and other aesthetic issues. Therefore & in light of sleepless nights, teary eyes & trembling hands, you have used my posting on the site (ie my only way to be heard) as a pretext to ban me or cancel my account. This if fine, however, please make sure you credit me my sub fee and then we can live our lives forever in jovial ignorance and free & unhindered by any well-thought-out professional criticisms & associated heartaches. Further please send me notice of said crediting too, thank you. Otherwise, I guess you got a new pen pal as I have all sorts of great ways you can run your business that I'd love to share with you daily or more frequently if we really hit it off.

Regards,