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[diceisgod]

Ok, let's not end it then. I'm game:

Can this get any better? I'd say just short a "404" browser display error..... nah!! (but I am hopeful).

So here's an email & subsequent chain from SS support that is a day late and 100 dollars short. Yeah, good morning, bud! Welcome to the 3rd rock from!

Emails from support (1) with a forward msg from support rep (2) & then my verbose four-bagging, upperdeck homerun reply (4):

Email 1:
"Thank you for your request. Please scroll right down the page for our
response."

Email 2:
"At last you have told us what the problem is!
Are you getting any sort of error message when trying to log in?"

Email 4:
Just WOW is all I got but I'll stretch myself to hopefully serve as a positive role model for what I assume is a glaring lack of said such on the other side of this hilarious email message I just got. So here it comes but first.....

Hey guy, welcome back from far-left field or from the great blue yonder or where you were or maybe I'm wasting my time as you are still in orbit somewhere or mad or all three per this way-late, out-of-context, & now-irrelevant response I was just forwarded:

"At last you have told us what the problem is!
Are you getting any sort of error message when trying to log in?"

Dude, I have been sending email after email with painfully detailed explanations of my "problem"...plural actually, and now here's another per your smart-assed reply though this does explain much per the other "problems". So when you land finally from whatever Zero-G jaunt you are on or were, please realize I am no longer a member there as: I have gone over your head - as granite bloulder-like and bone-breakingly thick & dense as it is & I have taken care of all, all by my lonesome & unsupported self. So don't worry nor go to any more trouble!

Further, I think it timeto perhaps finally get the ole' shoulders squared up with the sometime-smelly postierior business end of things, and also I extend congrats as you & your bungling "out of the blue" & "after the fact" email has given me excuse enough to re-open and expand my review of your site (with much sado-relish I might add, see link below). I appreciate that and further suggest you not forward me shit-head emails like this again as we are DONE businesswise - NOT a member there, here ie me,...NO more.....well whatever, you hopefully get it as it's all........ (need to reconnect thought per side-track here)..... - per your type of inattentive, un-dilligent, unprofessional & none-following-up-on-emails-that-apparently-don't-state-problem-but-its-actually-your-malfucntioning-support-email-forms-fault lot.Cheers!

Oh and here is where you can learn how great you are: xyz.com

Lastly, I think that my "piece de' resistance" regarding site reviews and I have you to thank...so yeah....thanks!.

Best Regards,