Goatweed - The Rock, The Man....but he's making me insane

[diceisgod]

And he has also become the single worst writer on the planet. It is absolutely painful to read anything you write that isn't a one line burn.

I have to read everything numerous times, and then I just give up and I honestly don't have one single clue as to what problems you've been having with various boards/websites.

I know you've been posting a lot of them, but I would absolutely fail any test I was given. Even if I had a week to prepare.

Actually, I am curious & bored so I will indulge your grievance given the excessive frequency in which you use it to attempt to appear a still-useful & interesting poster. So if said grievance is not your latest "running gag", filler-&-fluff/mental-sloth/cop-out/old stand-by post, and/or yet another symptom of the very obvious atrophy of your messageboard posting skills; I will seriously review & address your "dissection" & critique of any part or whole of my first post in this thread (or this post if you like or anything here in this thread that you want to muck with).

To put it plainly, please pick a sentence or more or whatever piece of any of my postings in this thread, tear apart as/if needed (from a grammatical or whatever perspective you wish), and describe EXACTLY what is unclear or confusing or "painful" or whatever PER preventing your little friggin cognitive wheelhouse from spitting out comprehension & understanding regarding its meaning and/or context and/or whatever, you fuckin tart.

I look forward to seeing what you come up with and moreso seeing you do something interesting again....if still capable.