Goatweed - The Rock, The Man....but he's making me insane

[diceisgod]

As far as what is going on and the cause of this genius thread, I'll work the back-story up with some links and we can all laugh together at the meltdown that DIG encountered the past few days.

I love the part where he starts using legal threats, I'll try and spice that part up as it goes from adorable to fuckin sexy.

Epic proportions fellas, epic.

Here is just an aperitif

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Yeah, I made it all up. The huckelberry comment that wasn't what I thought. That wasn't the first definition you find on the web, on Google, the largest search engine in the universe. You know what? I think you were referring to persimmons, right? Persimmons? No? You know what one is? Well, I don't either so that means you certainly don't. So ok that definitaion is out. Now, maybe you were telling me you were the right man for the job! Well, I really wasn't placing an ad for someone to scrub my toilets, now was I?

No, what I was doing was telling that other guy Fast Freddy to watch what he sez because Homey don't play that. So you being the Mr. Big Dick that you think you are, you step in and throw a huckelberry at me. Well, last time I looked, there it is, first page, on Google: "I'll bury you". Now, you gonna tell me this was about persimmons and want-ads? No, guy.

You're a piece of shit. Your two boys are pieces of shit. You're too stupid to understand the lawyer talk and what it REALLY meant & means. I'm not sure what you want from me, guy. You wanna keep arguing about this indefinitely? I'm such a baby and pussy right? Well, you, Larry & Curly knwo where I am...both the URL & a 3-5 mile radius on the map. Oh there I go again, right? Crazy threatening guy! That's me!

Well whatever. Did you find out if Helmet is lying or not about that proxy BS? Well? You know he is but you're real quiet, aren't you? Well first that guy aint even a mod there as far as I knew (at that point). Who the fuck is sharing my alledged (since it's not me but let's pretend) traffic patterns on your site? Who? Is it you, you little POS? Wouldn't surprise me, turd.

So all this is dandy and harmless, but why you guys focus on me is a curiousity. And as you guys dig deeper and deeper in trying to find ways to hassle me, just keep in mind what I said before over and over in my "Epic" meltdown. You cross my line, I'll cross your path and then you can talk, cocksuckers. Believe me there is no "meltdown" here. I'll tell a motherfucker that I'm gonna do dis right in his grill and then DO dis and my pulse won't go over 85. So please don't confuse me with some crazy shithouse rat. Or go ahead and do that. I care not, cheif. In fact, I almost want someone to do something stupid at this stage,

Regards