12-05-2007, 07:53 AM
70s (Comedy): Couldn't have had a female on screen for more than 5 minutes.
90s (Horror): The name of the movie is mentioned numerous times in dialogue. (or monologue. I guess I need to be more specific.)
00s (ComDra): The name of the movie is not mentioned at all in dialogue or monologue.
00s (ActionSciFi): is a sequel, hot chick with no masturbateable scenes, not Terminator 3
Planet of the Apes would fall under the '00s Action-Sci Fi, so that's good. But it wasn't a sequel; it was a remake. So that doesn't work. Neither does the hot chick with no masturbateable scenes. I don't care much for Helena Bonham Carter as it is, least of all dressed up like a nigger. But Estella Warren easily falls into the hot chick category. That's good. I don't recall any specific scenes, but I do know she wasn't wearing much most of the movie and had that whole chained up (potentially, or at least in my imagination, sex) slave angle going for her, so those two factors would definitely be deemed masturbateable. So that doesn't pan out either. In other words, it's not Planet of the fucking Apes.
The last one is, however, Fantastic Four 2, which I intentionally gave away in that earlier horrible analogy that went completely unnoticed.
For the record this is the first correct guess. Rambo doesn't count because nobody ever guessed it. Copying and pasting portions of a filmography from imdb does not count, and neither does giving the reasons why it can't be Rambo.
By the way, the order of the pictures are in the same order as the above hints.
90s (Horror): The name of the movie is mentioned numerous times in dialogue. (or monologue. I guess I need to be more specific.)
00s (ComDra): The name of the movie is not mentioned at all in dialogue or monologue.
00s (ActionSciFi): is a sequel, hot chick with no masturbateable scenes, not Terminator 3
Planet of the Apes would fall under the '00s Action-Sci Fi, so that's good. But it wasn't a sequel; it was a remake. So that doesn't work. Neither does the hot chick with no masturbateable scenes. I don't care much for Helena Bonham Carter as it is, least of all dressed up like a nigger. But Estella Warren easily falls into the hot chick category. That's good. I don't recall any specific scenes, but I do know she wasn't wearing much most of the movie and had that whole chained up (potentially, or at least in my imagination, sex) slave angle going for her, so those two factors would definitely be deemed masturbateable. So that doesn't pan out either. In other words, it's not Planet of the fucking Apes.
The last one is, however, Fantastic Four 2, which I intentionally gave away in that earlier horrible analogy that went completely unnoticed.
For the record this is the first correct guess. Rambo doesn't count because nobody ever guessed it. Copying and pasting portions of a filmography from imdb does not count, and neither does giving the reasons why it can't be Rambo.
By the way, the order of the pictures are in the same order as the above hints.