12-11-2007, 03:57 PM
Jokes:
"You're so beautiful & fun...a real pleasure to be around. But still, I'm saddened...as I can only dissect you once"
"What is the best way to teach your girlfriend to squirt? Ask her to pull out a pen and a piece of paper. Then pick her pen up, stab her in the jugular with it, hand the pen back, and tell her to write down what she saw"
"You're so beautiful & fun...a real pleasure to be around. But still, I'm saddened...as I can only dissect you once"
"What is the best way to teach your girlfriend to squirt? Ask her to pull out a pen and a piece of paper. Then pick her pen up, stab her in the jugular with it, hand the pen back, and tell her to write down what she saw"
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