Walker, Texas Ranger & Jesus Christ what a f-nut Norris is

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and bruce lee will still be the equivalent of steven seagal, with a worse filmography.

Jack, what the fuck, only three quotes allowed per post? No vortexing?

ANYWAY, detail for me Gonzo, your flawed reasoning for this opinion, other that the fact that you are looking to be thrashed by me.

#1 tubby doesn't work as an insult anymore injun

#2 the day you can thrash me is the day goat gets circumsized and gains a sense of humor

#3 at least seagals older films have some story to them and some rather interesting characters. Out for Justice has William Forsythe and was an overall good film, probably Seagals best. Under Siege was another good one, with actual plot, plus tommy lee jones. Bruce Lee films are, blah blah waaah I can fight but choose not to because I made a promise. Ok now I show up and everyone needs me to fight and I will.... BUT I CANT!!! sob sob, chink chink gook gook talk, homo erotic scenes with a bunch of guys. Then he fights like 700 guys who only attack him one at a time, the end.