12-19-2007, 05:32 AM
AppenDIG's: Background & "What the Fuck is Going On?" Explained
- "I came here to kickass and chew bubble gum...."
- "Now, l have done nothing to hurt these people. But they're angered at me. So what do they do? Doctor up some income tax, for which they got no case, to annoy me. To speak to me like men? No. To harass...a peaceful man. l pray to God that if l ever have a grievance, I would have just a little more self respect."
- "Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a *killer*. I am an artist. I *love* a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!"
- "We left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves...pronto...we'll just be bogus too."
The Plot: WTF? Who cares? Why am I here? Hey, stop pushing my mug against my monitor....No want! It sux! WAH!
I post elsewhere, I get trolled, and I fucking quit. I post else-elsewhere, I get trolled, and I fucking quit. I come "home", I get followed, & I get a PM'd from a "travelling troll"
This troll is also (ironically & comically) an admin on elsewhere board. How lovely! I assist him in sorting out his ignorances, his ham-handed misunderstanding & his subsequent hastily and unprofessionally put-forth LIES & misinformation. The falsehood was: I was "trolling" his board in "secret" through an Australian proxy that resolved back to my area and had an IP "close" to my own....(This turns out to be BA "close" by the way....totally absurd, lazy, & retarded judgement & decision making by this trolling Admin idiot).
So I help him sort it out and help him add 2+2. I forgive, I forget (ie. the priorly uttered & "misunderstood-by-me" threats, the relentless harrassment, the hostility, the "ganging-up-on", etc), and I forge the now infamous: FRESH FUCKIN START. I return elsewhere, I again post elsewhere, I again get trolled (threatened, relentlessly followed & harrassed, etc), and I fucking quit.
I tell troll that I ain't the court jester and I find him & his complete disregard of our former agreements (my assistance) through PM makes me think he's pretty much a POS and a lowlife. I further tell him what my preferred interactions with POS's and lowlifes are... especially when they throw around hasty, hostile, and inappropriate words at me....Internet or not...over & over & over...
I come "home", I am followed, I am trolled, I reiterate my "POS" policy, and I am NOT fucking quitting or getting "run-off" from here by some PIG. I state very clearly that if trolled here & etc, I WILL follow through where others are too cowardly to... except when it comes to "talking about it" or actually "posting & harrassing & PMing & trolling & etc" about it. I make a pact with the troll: I shut up. You shut up. DONE.
I return else-elsewhere. I post and make a very fair request and offer. The "offeree" takes the cowardly path (big surprise, Omar!) - BUT to his credit he did NOT take the POS path. I honor the coward's choice (if not the coward) & fulfill my end. I fucking quit. DONE.
I return home, I LURK else-elsewhere (not part of the offer, never said that I wouldn't), I see my previous troll pact is broken, I see the ink wasn't even dry, I see I am an "insane PM'er" and had a "meltdown v2", blah blah blah....more POS pussy talk. So....
Voila! Here is the outcome, the thread right here. Further, you are almost at the end of the tale.
TBC - three more entries below and the last two will be combined (This is too much fun to end so soon!)
The Players:
The Spoils:
-THE END-
- "I came here to kickass and chew bubble gum...."
- "Now, l have done nothing to hurt these people. But they're angered at me. So what do they do? Doctor up some income tax, for which they got no case, to annoy me. To speak to me like men? No. To harass...a peaceful man. l pray to God that if l ever have a grievance, I would have just a little more self respect."
- "Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a *killer*. I am an artist. I *love* a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!"
- "We left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves...pronto...we'll just be bogus too."
The Plot: WTF? Who cares? Why am I here? Hey, stop pushing my mug against my monitor....No want! It sux! WAH!
I post elsewhere, I get trolled, and I fucking quit. I post else-elsewhere, I get trolled, and I fucking quit. I come "home", I get followed, & I get a PM'd from a "travelling troll"
This troll is also (ironically & comically) an admin on elsewhere board. How lovely! I assist him in sorting out his ignorances, his ham-handed misunderstanding & his subsequent hastily and unprofessionally put-forth LIES & misinformation. The falsehood was: I was "trolling" his board in "secret" through an Australian proxy that resolved back to my area and had an IP "close" to my own....(This turns out to be BA "close" by the way....totally absurd, lazy, & retarded judgement & decision making by this trolling Admin idiot).
So I help him sort it out and help him add 2+2. I forgive, I forget (ie. the priorly uttered & "misunderstood-by-me" threats, the relentless harrassment, the hostility, the "ganging-up-on", etc), and I forge the now infamous: FRESH FUCKIN START. I return elsewhere, I again post elsewhere, I again get trolled (threatened, relentlessly followed & harrassed, etc), and I fucking quit.
I tell troll that I ain't the court jester and I find him & his complete disregard of our former agreements (my assistance) through PM makes me think he's pretty much a POS and a lowlife. I further tell him what my preferred interactions with POS's and lowlifes are... especially when they throw around hasty, hostile, and inappropriate words at me....Internet or not...over & over & over...
I come "home", I am followed, I am trolled, I reiterate my "POS" policy, and I am NOT fucking quitting or getting "run-off" from here by some PIG. I state very clearly that if trolled here & etc, I WILL follow through where others are too cowardly to... except when it comes to "talking about it" or actually "posting & harrassing & PMing & trolling & etc" about it. I make a pact with the troll: I shut up. You shut up. DONE.
I return else-elsewhere. I post and make a very fair request and offer. The "offeree" takes the cowardly path (big surprise, Omar!) - BUT to his credit he did NOT take the POS path. I honor the coward's choice (if not the coward) & fulfill my end. I fucking quit. DONE.
I return home, I LURK else-elsewhere (not part of the offer, never said that I wouldn't), I see my previous troll pact is broken, I see the ink wasn't even dry, I see I am an "insane PM'er" and had a "meltdown v2", blah blah blah....more POS pussy talk. So....
Voila! Here is the outcome, the thread right here. Further, you are almost at the end of the tale.
TBC - three more entries below and the last two will be combined (This is too much fun to end so soon!)
The Players:
The Spoils:
-THE END-
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